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Not Apple Juice
undying_reverie
For medical reasons, today I have to collect all my pee in a plastic jug. ALL of it. Said jug must be kept in an ice chest when not in use. Then tomorrow I have to drive 15 miles to the clinic, go up to the lab, and say "here's my piss, yo."
Medical science is weird and uncomfortable sometimes. At least my doctor doesn't do testicle examination during a physical.

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Why on earth do they need that much? Every time I've ever had to give a urine sample, it's only been a few ounces.

To make sure my body is flushing out my system properly. I have too much calcium in my blood it seems.

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