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Highly Desirable Waste Products

So last week I had surgery to remove a gland from my neck. Then two days latter I had to go back to the hospital so they could steal about a million gallons of blood from me (exagerrating), collect 3 more liters of my awesome urine (not exagerrating), and keep me in bed for almost 3 days while monitoring my calcium levels and blood pressure. And now, even though they released me on Sunday, they think there's a small chance I have a kidney disease and want me to give them even more urine. Yay!
Not being allowed to pee in a toilet for a whole day would be much more bearable if the nurses didn't act like I was doing them a favor everytime they came in to empty the jug. I doubt that any more than one of them actually enjoys that aspect of their job.


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